Or until they can’t use him as a scapegoat anymore.

“Li Yang is a smart businesswoman, one of the best. She hires the best people who give the best handj- massages in Florida.”

The difference with Dotard Donny is he’ll go on and on about the most amazing gifts he received from foreign leaders, how they were greatest gifts than any other president has received. 

TAKE YOUR LUNCH BREAK, AND DON’T EAT AT YOUR DESK!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_Trump

TL;DR because

Trump gather the boys around and whispered softly, “ So who wants to panty raid Ivanka’s room? Jared told me she just bought some new lacy pink thongs because her last pair went missing.”

If your cycling (mountain/street) put your bike between you and the animal.

When I make grilled cheese sammiches I leave the bread open in the pan, covered with a lid to get the cheese to melt. Right before I’m ready to bring the cheesy halves together I add fried onions.

Since Alabama is the first state in alphabetical order, Dotard Donny thinks it’s the bestest state and deserves the A+ treatment.

I saw a great tweet “We have a president who had sex with porn stars, wants a space army, but I still hate him.”

I shall call you ANT-onio Banderas

GOTG made me feel like I was 7 years old watching Stars Wars A New Hope for the first time. Of all the Marvel movies out, I’ve only bought GOTG and Deadpool.

I’m not a dad but this scene kills me

People will tell you which ones you can skip (coughAnt-Mancough),

Dog Park Diane: Hello 911, I’d like to report my dog being humped by another dog at the park.

And now I finish my book!