You’re welcome in advance

“Conspiracy against the United States” seems very on-the-nose as far as charges go.

Planet Terror > Death Proof

I will not hear different.

Nothing a good punching couldn’t fix!

Man, I don’t think I even want to hear bands I like play on a plane. I just want the NyQuil to kick in and knock the hell out.

I didn’t know it existed before this episode, but now I really want a Lordy, Lordy, I’m over 40 novelty pencil

“I Tought I Saw a Puddin’ Vat” is the height of comedy, and Megan Amram should get a Kennedy Center arts award just for that pun alone.

I know this will be a controversial opinion, but I think The Good Place is a good show. In addition, I enjoy watching it.

The Good Place is a good reason to get a DVR; we find ourselves pausing it to read all the funny stuff.

Let’s face facts: Trump is psychotic. And I’m going with the “can’t distinguish right from wrong” definition while he has his tiny fingers itching to push the nuke button over North Korea. And here American Hitler continues his parallel to Hitler 1.0—the cult of personality subverts allegiance to the party. And the…

It isn’t designed to always work. The magic is, when it finally does.

YES! Especially as Bad Janet.

Sure, Seinfeld gets masturbation on TV and it’s groundbreaking, but when I do it Wayne Brady yells at me.

That show was MADE for re-giffing.