Eventbrite is a good tip because it will take event’s you’ve signed up for in the past and suggest similar ones. They also have a lot of free events.

As part of my Therapy with depression one of the exercises I had to do was work on being grumpy more often.
I tend to be overly smiley and happy on the outside and I try to always pretend everything is just A-OK!—- Just fake it till you make it!... and I maintain that demeanor till I finally break down and can’t get…

Potato chips in a microwave?

Some would say hang it off the rearview mirror, I actually prefer to sprinkle them on the floor mats.

this is my go-to explanation. he explains it clearly, goes through it slowly so you can follow along, and doesn’t try to insult you:

What kind of job do I have where a $525 casual dress is something I’d wear to the office?

::keeps shopping at Target until I get millionaire status::

You know what would be the greatest update it could do though? Letting people once again make Skype accounts with actual usernames, not just Microsoft accounts.

A one-night stand and a fling aren’t the same thing. You say “fling”,. I think of a gunpowder relationship. It burns fast and hot, but if you try to contain it, someone’s likely to get badly hurt.

Duck Season! (Or am I off by a letter?)

This is actually helpful. I fell victim to making a joke about Trump’s China neck ties a few years back that got retweeted a few too many times, and have been greeted by this ever since:

I pack enough shirts, pants and socks for however many days I will be away, but underwear I always take an extra pair. That extra pair is for emergencies. Even if I’m just doing a day trip, I take another set of clothes in case I have to stay overnight or more...then I have an extra set of clothing to do laundry in.

Crush up a ton of chips and use them to “salt” the rim of a stemless bordeaux glass, then fill it with onion dip and enjoy the entire thing alone on the couch under a Slanket while you marathon Always Sunny and ironically judge them for the decisions they make

edit: that puffy bubble chip in the header is my new best…

It’s probably because one company controls a huge chunk of what’s available from most optometrists.

Yeah, this happened to me the first time I got WP glasses. Now I just don’t tell them. I get my exam and then claim I have to get back to work or something. They’ll also refuse to do any adjustments on them claiming that WP glasses break easily. I guess because refusing services to customers is a really good way to…