Point of order: if it were only 101 degrees in the middle of July in Arizona we would all be celebrating. 110-115 is far more accurate.

Not everyone watches Mythbusters because that gem is still in circulation.

Heard this weekend for the first time: “Drifting is faster than racing.”

I drove a manual Altima for a year and I’m convinced that it got such good mileage because it was partially sucking my soul as fuel. Horrible, odious, miserable excuse for a vehicle.

We caught the mechanics at the Subaru dealership hooning my recently-purchased STI. Not a pretty conversation.

Worth buying: Party supplies, wrapping paper, basic school supplies, poster board and foam core, many craft supplies and candles (for crafting). Small plastic containers are generally a good deal. They have fun seasonal decorations, my favorite is Halloween-themed caution tape.

Riding with my father-in-law in the vehicle is one of the worst experiences in the driving world. He does a sharp intake of breath and grabs the door handle when he sees people walking (50’ away) whenever a car backs out of a parking space, regardless of distance to the vehicle we’re in, when another vehicle changes…

I see your 90s Land Cruiser and I raise you a 90's diesel Mercedes 300-class station wagon. It performs everything as reliably and slowly as your Toyota with half the ground clearance and a fraction of the topheaviness.

We can have power everything nowadays. So why not this?

Oh God! My Dad has people tell him all the time all the "wrong" things he's done to his '56 Dodge pickup. My favorite are the experts who either a) get mad that he put a Hemi in it and it's not correct for the period (Hint, it's a hot rod truck now, he isn't exactly hiding the fact) or b) the experts who ask him what…

Now, the guy who complains about owning a Ferrari might seem like the king of first world problems. "Suck it up and have FUN!" you're probably thinking. But I bought this car a year ago because I, like many of you, was curious to find out exactly what it was like to own a used Ferrari. I wanted to know how it felt,…

My only knowledge of the prep it takes to get an F1 car moving comes from watching the original Top Gear when Hammond (attempts to) drive an older Lotus. It took an entire team of techs hours to get the car running. I wonder if this vehicle requires as much TLC? And if so, who is this driver who can afford to not only…

Oh Em gee! I love Jonathan Coulton. I am sending that vid to my husband right now, thank you!

We recently acquired a 2013 Ram (don't call it a Dodge, heaven forbid!). Four doors, short bed, electronic everything, nuclear missile launch capable. It's even got a power-sliding rear window because of course it does. It's ridiculous and it's nicer than my mother-in-law's Cadillac SRX. The only thing it doesn't have…

So it sounds like you're in Arizona today? How lucky for you it's dropped below 100! Good luck, this sounds like an awful challenge and I hope you win.

I am envisioning a teddy bear cannon in the same vein as the t-shirt shooters they use at concerts and arenas.

This is executive-level trolling. Well done!

The iPhone 6 will start at $199 for 16GB, $299 for 64GB and moves up to $399 for 128GB. The iPhone 6 Plus starts at $299 for the 16GB version, $399 for the 64GB, and $499 GB for 128GB. You can pre-order on September 12th and they'll ship on September 19th. Get all the details about the new phones over on Gizmodo.

"Vapid" gets my vote.

You sir, are a reasonably accomplished troll. I think you'd be better at your job, however, if you were a chick.