Pueblo is the meth capital of the entire goddamn world and is routinely overrun by locusts, and yet is somehow the most tolerable city in the state.

I don’t get the complaints. Highly-walkable city with tons to do, cheaper than Seattle and half the price of SF/NYC/DC, huge beer scene, huge outdoor scene, terrific weather with no humidity, weed’s dropped in price by half or more the last few years, deep blue city with enough liberals to dominate the state’s…

I can't think a better expression of an anti-dope policy than suspending Ryan Lochte.

Trump wants nothing to do with a game requiring as little hands as possible.

I’d agree, but also posit that Deadspin doesn’t have the best anyone covering sports right now, save maybe one. Basketball is Lowe at ESPN, Football is a toss up (I like Barnwell and the FO crew) but definitely not here, Baseball is (don’t give a shit, guessing not here)...it just goes on. I barely follow soccer but…

There are only three times when crying, as a fan, is acceptable and should not be laughed at.

What are the best sports catchphrases of all time? We need a definitive list.

*smash cut to Lebron looking directly into the camera a la Jim Halpert*

This is LA...they’re clearly designing this team to create the best sports reality program known to man. Get those cameras rolling!

Only a real jamoke would get mad about anything having to do with tennis.

Picasso?!  Almost every disappointment I’ve ever had in a museum turned out to be Picasso.  Most overrated artist I can imagine.  Van Gogh and Monet are GOATs

#1 and 2 should have both been Bo Jackson.

Why the heck is the text getting smaller and smaller in the e-mails? Does Musk have some reverse Star Wars intro scroll thing going on?

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

That play took all my interest away. I was hoping for a good series with a competitive “Could they?” Cavs, but I won’t watch another minute after that stupid shit. It’s over

If the refs hadn’t stupidly reversed their call and hit LeBron with a non-existent block on Durant, the Cavs would have won it outright. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that bitching about the reffing is lame and fruitless, but they fucking reviewed this one and reversed the right call into the wrong call. In the NBA Finals.…

Jordan played with a hall of famer and a solid supporting cast.

Lebron plays with nincompoops who dribble the ball away from their own goal.

This is why “Count the Ringzz” when comparing these two is so stupid.

Lebron is the greatest player of all time. No argument.

George Hill needs to hit that FT. JR needs to not be JR there.

Also that was totally a charge on Durant and I really don’t know what the refs were looking at to call it otherwise.