What a strange reference to make during the worst professional moment of your life.

I agree. I was just thinking to myself “how many hippos would it take to defeat all the other groups?” The answer I came up with is 3. Hippos are fucking gnarly and if they were an option I would have to pick them on my side.

What this scenario is missing is a hippo option. Those bastards will do some damage

*record-tying 5th super bowl loss but the only team with 5 losses and no wins

You should watch the play before that where crabtree sucker punches chris harris in the nuts. Talib may be an idiot but crabtree is the one who got things going

My friends dad used to call andre miller “ole iron boots” when he played for the nuggets and you just reminded me of this delightful memory

Yeah but pictures of brian kelly make everyone want to vomit so you can’t really blame the mullet

I work in a safety net hospital and one of the pharmacists told me they keep cheap beers stocked in the ED pyxis machine for people who come in in withdrawal. I think this is the case for most major hospitals that cater to the indigent.

Kyrie’s kinja account

Who gives a shit about the mariners? What I need is more white sox coverage

This is the kind of kinja I come to the greys for. Thank you for delivering

Scott Sanderson

Really? For some reason I always thought tom ley was asian

This seems really low to me. Didn’t both dez and demaryius thomas sign 70 million dollar deals with 4o million guaranteed?

I think manning really helped mask the deficiencies before he fell off a cliff at the end of the 2014 season. The line has been bad for a while

Counterpoint: that movie was an hour too long and needed a lot more vader to be worth the price of admission

I’m pretty sure denver holds the final afc wild card spot at the moment based on strength of victory but I could be wrong there

Worked for donald sterling

I believe they were one year off but still pretty good

I think he was in the hall before this but now he has an entire wing named after him. The “curse breaker”