John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

It sometimes feels as though this column is uniquely devoted to making fun of Baseball for having unwritten rules combined with a frank and honest discussion about the unwritten rules of air travel and using the shitter.

Luckily for all of us no one really cares what your opinion is.

Longwinded anecdote: my roommate in college was this kid who grew up in a super conservative, super poor family in our tiny Texas hometown. He messaged me sophomore year and asked if he could crash on my couch for a few weeks while he tried to find a place to live in the city where I’d moved, because he didn’t want to…

I’m still angry what they did to Small with Metalocolypse. There was ONE fucking season left. Let the man finish his story. He’s been with them since the beginning. No respect. It’s sad.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I’ll take it, and we’ll get the bus next week.

The internet/social media has evolved from immediate movie spoilers to headlines/posts that don’t *technically* spoil a major plot point, but still serve as annoying semi-spoilers. The Gawker Media sites have done this with Avengers. I won’t point out specific articles, but on this family of sites, other sites, and on…

I had some irrational hate for him after the Decision. I’m from Pittsburgh! Why? It’s been joyous to instead appreciate greatness and focus on an irrational hate of the Patriots.

rude to just murder an entire city like that on live tv

The “(bit of a stretch)” thing is wildly misplaced next to Pau Gasol’s name, here. He was a top-10 player before he came to Los Angeles, and he was a top-10 player for the peak of his years with Kobe. He’s the second-best teammate Kobe ever had (GP, Nash, and Malone were on the downslopes of their careers when they…

All the non-superstars Kobe has teamed up with: Steve Nash, Gary Payton, Karl Malone, Dwight Howard, Shaq, Pau (a bit of a stretch), Lamar Odom (a bit of a stretch). All the superstars LeBron has teamed up with: Dwayne Wade, Kyrie, Bosh (?), Kevin Love (?)

“Aunt Coulter” being the term for a woman who betrays other women à la an Uncle Tom!

Her set was fucking A-MAZING.

She is awful.

I honestly don’t know what I like more, Angry Albert or funny Albert (acknowledging that sometimes he combines the 2 to great effect) i’m leaing towards funny Albert, but when he writes with undisguised rage like the above it helps remind me that no matter how much I might like the idea of being a writer, its a good…

The way the question was worded, you have to watch the last 300 games, not the next 300, and it’s one game a night regardless. So football would still be a bit longer than basketball or hockey, but it’s 300 nights no matter what.

Chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets or GTFO.

It only takes one person to sit there worrying about the volume while everyone else has a good time.