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allowing other muscles to atrophy.

It’s more fun to go off the side of the boat and then run and tell your friends to “come look, there’s a fish!” and then they run over and they look at your poo.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

I think they took Homer Simpson’s advice: “Whenever Chloe Kim’s not onscreen, all the announcers should be asking “Where’s Chloe Kim”?

He said he is a Kings fan.

Tweeting about ice cream, churros and breakfast sandwiches, if it weren’t for the fact that she’s super talented, she would basically be me.

Ok, 99% sure this is what happened:

Check out Dan Orlovsky’s diagnosis of that first wheel/rail route you highlight above. His insight is fantastic

It’s a moot point for you, though, since judging by your screen name you are a Bills fan, and are always rooting for the underdog anyway.

Philadelphia, where it’s better to be Big Dick Nick than St. Nick.

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

I think a more appropriate Goodfellas quote with regard to Lombardi would be “Now go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox”.

Big Dick Nick & Chill Little Lil

Some other kids are just annoying pissants.

The Ertz touchdown was never not going to be one. The Clement TD is way more dubious

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

“Gucci gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang”

He was a really good player who deserves the HOF. He is also the most insufferable buffoon this side of Trump.