It’s like he gets off on being withholding.

But enough about Derrick Carr.

“We the jury side with Zack Hample vs. LPShea.”

He looks like a dollop of sour cream that forgot it’s reading glasses.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

But did either of them break out the Power Glove?

Heh, a female talking about kicking issues. That’s funny.

Do college scandals make you horny?

This is John Fox’s doing. He’s one of those guys who gets a HUGE boner at the thought of players “earning” their role. He’s done it to Jordan Howard both years now, taking him off the field for entire stretches of the game (Remember in 2016 when Ka’Deem Carey was very much going to take the starting back job?).
The…

This is the douchiest possible response  to an honest point.

He looks like a Rosé between two thorns.

Listen, I don’t like them putting up pictures of the Raiders but you don’t see me complaining about it.

That Adriana Cohen rant, WOW. Like, I thought I was ready for the Take. I’d seen some takes. Mostly your boring and stale “disrespecting the troops” self-fellating bullshit but she found a way to really ramp it up. She even hit all the buzzwords that give Koch suckers a chubby: ISIS! Iran! Masculinity!

It’s good to see Max Headroom still at it after all these years!

He took this long not because Republicans buy sneakers too, but rather because 45s gotta stick together, yo.

I would say the referees sealed the loss with a stupid penalty when two guys were just screwing around a little.

Don’t be this guy.

Someone needs to tell Villanueva that he’s part of a TEAM and shouldn’t make this about himself.

actual teams, like the Cleveland Browns