Nope, too many books also. I went to the library, it was like a whole building just full of books I’ll never read. What’s even the point?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

You should lose 200 points for such an abominable team name.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

Dollar Dog nights every Wednesday, better beer than Wrigley, and you can basically choose whatever seat you want. White Sox games are awesome.

Robert Griffin is like that freshman in college who goes through 5 roommates his first semester because all of THEM are crazy.

Nice try, but a child could recognize these are ESPN’s color commentators.

This article reeks of your advertising department exercising unconscionable control over editorial. Auto-play video is a cancer to the internet and ANY step to stamp it out is a welcome one. I don’t give a shit about any other opinion, particularly not bought and paid for FUD like this.

When a real man sees another real man, a real man like Billy Bush, he’s just gotta make sure he impresses the fuck outta that man. All you betas won’t understand the unbridled realness of what I just said. Which makes sense. Because you’re poors. Anyway, reading is for cucks.

Solidarity among employees worked. What a concept.

While you make interesting points, one thing to remember first and foremost is that KD is a bitch.

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Cut Rex some slack. He’s new to this and will eventually get there. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a few feet.

I feel like a decent running gag would be to act as if every Rams game is their first ever

This is a downer.

What’re you guys talking about?

What does he have to apologize for? Kneeling in protest is not murdering dogs.

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.