Andy Reid thinks of the best comebacks a week after you burn him.

I love how many of the letters reference the Broncos. Now go to the last several Broncos WYTS articles and look for Chiefs references.

I know a guy who needs a job who can’t even FIND red flags.

Most chronic masturbators enjoy occasional Sox.

How long will it take to get rid of “formerly?”

Mueller should hire Diana Moskovitz. Trump would be gone by Christmas.

If he keeps getting knocked down and dominated at this rate the South may have to declare him a Confederate war hero.

“The northern part of the state tried to succeed in 2014 because of the liberalness of Denver and you know what they wanted to name themselves? North Colorado.”

What might not suck: Von Miller discussing chickens. Von Miller chicken farmer is among my top five favorite things in the NFL.

I’ve seen the same sort of paralysis with dissertation writers. The enormity of the project can really just stop you in your tracks. That’s why we encourage our dissertation writers to form writing groups where you work with peers to have accountability and have people to bounce ideas off of. Sometimes you need that…

I’ve got a friend named Phil who wets the bed still. He told me it in confidence, but here we go.

Since the Internet grants me anonymity, I’ll confess to being one of the people who read King’s freeform train-of-though in book form, Faithful. He writes a lot, and his editors are the unsung heroes of American literature.

Look, in all seriousness, as a longtime Cavs fan, I can only hope Irving turns out to have been right all along. I really do. I hope that, in Boston, his dream comes true, and he falls right off the face of the Earth.

Dan Gilbert has posted the following letter on the team’s website:

Shit, I just read a whole article about a guy watching a whole preseason NFL game. Knowing full well the whole time that this was the topic of the article. What the hell.

Damned if I do. Damned if I don’t.

Murders happen on both sides. Gotta respect that.

I know you’re making a Dragon’s Lair reference, but why the stock Teddy Bridgewater pic?

Well, I probably have an unpopular take on that subject. Or use of PEDs or anything else that directly impacts the fairness of the game. Assume that Brady did deflate the balls, and that the Patriots somehow benefit from that. A lot of assumptions, I know, but follow me down the path. That goes directly to the…