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Please note that I did NOT file this piece under “Blight Sox,” as there is nothing blighted here.

President Obama reminded us on Saturday that we had (and will again have, someday) a real president; a qualified, measured, intellectual who got in front of this tragedy immediately and eloquently.

That is one incredibly unsurprising Twitter picture.

Brady
Appreciated
Lower
Level
Gases
Helping
Against
Zappy
Indianapolis

Heck Lynch 2020 might even snag some Trump voters who aren’t paying attention.

Diana thanks for working late on a Friday to get this out. You are one of Deadspin’s greatest assets, please keep up the good work.

Jerry Jones is rolling in his grave.

2 days of pissing out of your ass every 5 minutes followed by 3 days of not being able to predict if that’s a fart or a shit you have brewing is truly playing the game of life on Expert difficulty.

“Hey man, fuck you”

These are always my most favorite of all the WYTS comments.

I think the thing here is that Pelini actively sought out this rapist to get him on the team. At the start I was ok with it, if the guy tries to walk on, sure, but Pelini was like “oh hey, the Steubenville rapist is at this college? THAT’S THE KIND OF GUY WE NEED ON THIS HERE FOOTBAW TEAM”

Stole this from someone who posted it in the previous Cutler story.

At some point you would think teams would get better at evaluating QB prospects who played with elite WRs. Hack’s one decent season involved throwing the ball in the direction of Allen Robinson. Johnny Manziel’s offense outside of scrambling was all Mike Evans.

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

Totally. The 73-9 Warriors sucked.

What if you were down 3 games to 1 in a seven-game series against one of the greatest NBA teams of all time?

When did Skip Bayless get a Kinja account?

Agreed with IndianaJoan to stay away from edibles. I’m a veteran smoker and I never mess with them. I had a harrowing incident involving a jolly rancher about 6 years ago.