SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. I will be there. With my box of DOTS, my extra extra large iced tea, my over priced box of popcorn, and a bottle of WINDEX. Seriously, Hillary, I am questioning my faith in you!

[Runs to make sure Edie is still married to Paul Simon and not shacking up with Steve Martin]

What I still don’t understand in all this is, if someone sexually assaults you - why aren’t you just going straight to the local police? I mean at my alma mater, UMass Amherst, the campus police were actually MA State Police. Maybe I’m just being naive, but wouldn’t that get you a better/faster response/resolution?

TRUTH.

Ten Sleep was called that because it was “ten sleeps” away from the next closest outpost/city. Ten nights of traveling away.

you’re right! I should have added, “In the contiguous 48 states”. The drives do get to you after you leave and come back. But look at it this way - everybody goes 80MPH on those 100 mile drives so they don’t take too long. It takes me longer to get from Brooklyn to NJ! The 3 hour drive each way from Powell to the…

Back in the 90s, when people still used road maps, I remember looking at a one page map of Wyoming and seeing Ralston listed on it and I started laughing - Ralston? The town where everyone is literally related to everyone else? With nothing except a post office and a gas pump? I guess the map makers were desperate to…

I like how the news reports say “near Casper, WY” or “40 miles south of Ten Sleep, WY”. As probably one of the few jezebel commenters who has lived in WY, let me explain - Wyoming is the least densley populated state. While in most states you go from one town directly into the next, it’s not like that in WY. You could…

Missed that in the first reading. Thank yoU!

I basically never wear eyeliner because I have this thing about anything getting too close to my eyeball - If I wear it I need someone else to put it on. BUT if I could finish a race and look fabulous, well I might consider it. I wouldn’t tattoo on makeup - waaaaaay to permanent for my fickle tastes.

Nu what eyeliner brand. Inquiring minds want to know.

If you ever read “Heads in Beds” by Jacob Tomsky, you know that hotel workers are notoriously abused by management and even a small tip goes a looooong way. All the stalker had to do was slip the desk clerk some andrew Jacksons with his credit card and he would have the info he wanted.

I like how blase they are. I means we are talking about montana, where even the people who live in the “cities” of Billings and Bozeman have had some exposure to wildlife and aren’t particularly terrified of them. Plus from the video it doesn’t look that big - this is not a full grown bear is my guess.

Asics GT-2000s.

Asics GT-2000s.

I’m not sure what surprises me more - the fact that the weather channel allowed high school students to come up with this list, or the fact that there is a public high school in america that still offers latin as a foreign language option.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I was a new balance fan until jackrabbit put me into the gt-2000s. #nevergoingback.

I’m just wondering if maybe this obsessive sauna questioner is maybe on the autisim spectrum and just isn’t picking up your social cues? The obsessive questions, the inability to read your obvious feelings of discomfort on the subject, the inability to modulate her voice - all those look to me like maybe she’s on…

In the lubavitch world the current “baby generation” are mostly named after the Rebbe (Menachem Mendel) and his wife (Chaya Mushka). This picture is indicative of how ubiquitous this is - it’s a preschool class’ cubbies - 10 of the 12 are variations of Menachem Mendel. (Meni, Mendy, Mendeleh and some with initials)

I’m all for Boomba and Critter, but I know two adult men in their 40s who are called “Yingy” and “Fuffy” (Pronounced Fu-Fee). Yingy was the first boy after a bunch of girls, and everyone called him “yingele” which means little boy in yiddish. Which became shortened to “Yingy”. And after “Yingy there were two more…