Congrats on 6 years of one day at a time. That being said, your mom’s got a pretty awesome sense of humor if she can buy that for you.

FKA Twigs looks so happy here and so does Pattinson. It’s nice to see people in hollywood who actually seem to love each other.

Uncle Travel Agent meets Mother Travel Agent.

Was it a college student? I was once a stupid college student too.

Part of the problem here is that NYC doesn’t have enough affordable low income and middle income housing. So what happens with a LOT of single parents / divorcing couples is that one of them claims domestic abuse and they can often get “emergency domestic violence” shelter/housing. Now I’m certainly sure that 95% of…

They want you to show a) progression of names, b) that you’re basically not a bigamist, and c) that you are who you say you are. There is a whole list of documents you need for an enhanced license in NYC - they don’t mess around. The federal act that caused this requires you bring in X, Y, Z to prove you are who you…

I do want to add that I understand why NYS doesn’t require proof of citizenship (those who have immigrated here illegally also need to drive!), this is a pain in the ass.

I am eternally grateful that when I got remarried in 2007 and I had to change my name on my license I opted for the NYS enhanced license. Even though I’ve never had to actually use it for the reason I got it (so we could cross into canada without a passport), I’m glad because now I won’t have to deal with this.…

OH HELL NO.

Along the Gestapo/Gazpacho story line...
After 9/11 my then husband was in auxilary NYPD in the Emergency Services Unit (he was also an EMT). During the Republican National Convention they had a bunch of ambulances and emergency personnel sitting at the Jacob Javits Center. Because my then husband looked obviously like…

Feh. Looks plastic. The Gazpacho however... you’re killing me.

This is like the actual stuff of nightmares. I can just imagine waking up in the middle of the night feeling something breathing on me and opening my eyes to see this and I would probably both scream my head off and pish myself. NOPE NOPE NOPE

What in the actual F*#k is that??? I’m voting #photoshop.

I am a white lady in my now early 40s, and since 9/11 I ALWAYS get selected for a pat down/extra wanding. Do you want to know why? I’m an orthodox jewish lady - that means I’m generally wearing a long skirt (more comfy for flying then knee length) and my wigs have metal combs/clips inside them. You never know - I…

I just read it now. Holy shit. I would not be able to watch it. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

For many decades a large percentage of the military was composed of conservative Christians from the “fly over” states. Which traditionally marry young. So yes if you’re going to leave your high school sweetheart behind when you leave for basic, your best bet in staying in that relationship is to marry her. Are the…

Actually kind of love this dress. #solidsaretimeless

I would TOTES wear this skirt. #bornin73

I fucking love your dad and steppy. LOVE. That would have been my dad too.

I was in community college in the early 90s. I wanted to go to a local comedy club to see a particular comedian. It’s one of those cellar type places in princeton, nj and it was like a cover charge and a 4 drink minimum which my dad wasn’t super thrilled about but I couldn’t get in without him since I was still under…