Some days it all works out for beleaguered sports dad. Kids distracted by Toy Story, Ustream has a HD feed of sky1, you make your coffee and log in to watch; just in time to see a fucker more than a decade your junior score a brace against the only other fuckers more irritating than that factoid.

Marcus Rashford reminds me of a young Anthony Martial.

The greatest trick Nick Saban ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.

You’re an uninformed, short sighted drama queen. Do you know how many dozens or hundreds of fighters have died from boxing over the years? There have been televised deaths before. There have been deaths in football as well. The fact that someone could die in the Octagon doesn’t mean the sport will die out when it…

There’s like a second between the knockout blow and the call there’s a limit to how fast these things can be called when guys are landing multiple blows per second. Not sure the ref could’ve done much better here. Reaction times and such.

hardly excessive. when you knock a guy out sometimes they wake up quick. like as soon as they hit the mat quick. sometimes the ref completely misses the call and doesn’t stop the fight. sometimes guys back off of the guy they just knocked out and the guy gets right back up and they get robbed of a win. the solution is…

I can't believe you are up so late commenting on deadspin articles on a Friday night senator McCain

So much pearl clutching in this article and these comments. This isn’t that serious a late stoppage to warrant this much attention. The punches while the guy was on the ground were entirely glancing blows, and the ref was moving over to stop the action as soon as he hit the canvas.

That’s a good stoppage by the ref - yes, 2 extra punches were thrown, but the ref got in there FAST (the 1st punch, I’d be hard pressed to say he is “out” in real time)

are there any stats showing the rate of suicide attempts after watching videos shot in Russia? This video is the sunniest I have ever seen Russia. Every fucking video depresses the shit out of me. I’m a guy and I’m now suffering from a severe bout of post-partum depression.

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.

That’s the dumbest statement I’ve ever heard about fighting. Everyone knows that’s how you drop 40 pounds before a fight.
JEEZ.

It’s pretty easy to pack on 25 lbs in a couple of months. Hamburgers, fried chicken, orange soda.

If the Diaz Brothers were after me and looking to kick my ass I would hop on a plane and try to sneak into North Korea. I would rather rot in a hard labor camp than live freely with the thought those two Stockton trash maniacs were looking to stomp on my skull all day.

I can't be the only one who read McGregors parts in an accent.

A-MEN

How do you not have a million stars?

I’m sure there are lots of steam achievements with only one person or no people having gotten them. They belong to games like this one; games that no one plays.

But he can still have the stroke, right?

He’s correct and brilliant and I hope someone cuts him a nice check. And you could argue the Jays should offer a premium “thank you” bonus on top of what they think he’s worth.