Mourinho and United together makes so much sense. I'm a fierce ABU already, but the two together would make my hatred complete and pure.

He's a dour Scotsman, probably pickled and was the most successful employee of an organisation with the Devil on its logo..... he won't die in several years, he's a lich.

At least my failure wasn't total.

To be fair, it’s what the majority of United fans believe and Woodward has historically been very smug about the corporate side of United’s success. I think the mega-bucks have only been a recent trend.... a trend following the worrying/hilarious trend of getting progressively shitter.

Don’t forget the mystery lawyers/representatives sent to conclude the transfer that United subsequently denied any knowledge of.

I've seen that before, but it always amazes me!

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It is quite simply female basketball in the UK. Boys don’t play netball, girls don’t play basketball. Maybe it's an imperial thing if it's in NZ

Whoooooosh.

I couldn’t give two fucks and one shit what Turkish media say if it contradicts what I can see with my eyes.

Possibly, he’s undoubtedly going to be fucked off about being surrounded and jostled. However, if you isolate his actions, with no players around him, then he still probably gets the red for snatching equipment out of an official’s hand.

This wasn’t the time or plaice to be throwing fish.

You can see the card get pulled from the referee’s hand between #22 and 39. Whilst he may not have done some of the things his teammates were, he’s a part of the mob; referees will often single out main offenders rather than dish out 6 yellows in one go, for example.

Really? Saying what he said sounded pretty realistic. Some of the posters here are have pretty dodgy interpretations...

How can you say that? The referee has been chest-bumped, hounded by players and then had the card snatched from his hand before being mocked. If he’d sarcastically mocked the referee without taking his equipment, then it may have been a yellow.

We love it because it prevents us from reverting back to our traditional campaigns of religious, political and ethnic warfare between each other.

His protest may have been cooler if he’d managed to point to the correct side of the pitch before walking off....

No snark noted my friend! Cheers for the help.

Some poor sod in the stand had a full cup of blistering hot tea knocked into his face two seconds later.....

As an outsider, it's a pretty tough group (considering what could have been drawn 3rd and 4th) but it isn't doom and gloom for the US. Costa Rica have a few decent players and 2014 showed them as a solid unit, but they're not good. Paraguay are weak in my book but seem to pull out good results from time-to-time. Its…