Are you saying that this Malibu needs to be....retired?

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

I would NEVER for any reason park a vehicle in a lane on an active hwy. You are not a emergency vehicle and so you don’t have adequate lights or visibility markings. Shoulder it and flag them from there.

Depends, is the car orange?

Carry on to Hayward, son. There’ll be peace when you are done. Drop the flaps to 35. Don’t you fly no more.

I totally agree with the passenger speaking, “Back up people!! There’s a plane in front of you!!”

I got to sit in the traffic jam created by that giraffe.

Failure to secure a load? Odd, that’s how I wound up with twins.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

I’ll probably get “flamed” for this, but whatever.

Ho-Lee-Sheet!!!

I want some butts, I want ‘em now, I’VE HAD IT!!!

Sorry ghostrider the pattern is on fire.

Here’s a little science:

Because they sold it on “It’s all connected” but then said, “meh. Who cares?”

Obviously the truck driver is responsible for making multiple bad decisions. However, the truck driver’s piss-poor decision making would not have come to light if the driver of the red car would have actually NOT been a d-bag and actually stopped earlier instead of stopping last minute.

You have no idea. Train videos on YouTube is a rabbit hole the likes of which you may never escape.

Anybody else notice how quickly that train stopped?

I guarantee you he noticed the train... He just didn’t give a damn. 

Thanks for the dose of reality. I’m sorry for your loss.