And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains!

Ahhh, Goldust. Did you know he's still around and wrestles in a tag team with his real-life half-brother who plays essentially a younger and crazier version of Goldust?

Tiffani Thiessen still looks pretty damn hot, I must say.

I actually enjoyed the Fresh Prince bit, but I'm also a piece of trash, so…

Leno better than Fallon?! Nuh uh. Jimmy may have his flaws, but Leno was a talentless spotlight-hogging douchebag whose one memorable bit was going out onto the street and taking advantage of America's shitty education system ("Jaywalking").

That pie chart reuses the same color more than once. Are we to believe that this is some sort of magic pie chart?

You commenters don't know what you want! That's why you're still commenters, 'cause you're stupid! Just tell me what's wrong with the freaking site!

Back in the day, I distinctly remember the Secret of NIMH scaring the crap out of me when I was little, even to the point where I would run to my room if I stumbled upon it on TV. But the funny thing is that I also remember it having a relatively upbeat ending as well, so I know I must have sat through the whole thing…

What, you mean she isn't being given this starring role based on her wonderful performance as Rachel Berry's biological mom Shelby Corcoran on Glee?!

They're still funny, dammit! Besides, "Favre" is always pronounced wrong, even by Favre himself.

Rebuttal: Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Abby Elliott.

"Just promise to use your powers for good!"

My favourite visual gag was Cheryl munching on a potted aloe vera plant for seemingly no fucking reason at all. Classic Cheryl!

I liked the return of Cookie Cat. Who knew it was so evil, though!

My favourite is Pearl. I love all of them, but Pearl is just way too cute and fussy to not vote for. (plus my favourite episodes are "Steven the Sword Fighter" and "Space Race", both of which are Pearl-centric, so…)

Pearl is Bird Mom, aka Bird Nerd.

The fro-yo scene was my favourite. I wonder what nicorette-flavored frozen yogurt tastes like…

So the AV Club will review Arthur, of all shows, but not Steven Universe or Regular Show…

I wonder if the guy posing with the blow-up pony doll in those pics is going to regret doing so in, oh let's say… ever.

I'd like to watch an entire full-length episode of "Hunt or Gather".