Why don't they just sell these all the time? But, you know, as gummy-penises.

So... What is in the woman's mouth?

I'm referring to the side bezels. They have clearly grown since the last model.

Damn. As a proud Moto X (the first one) owner, this new one is hideous. That flash ring, and the way the dimple is metal just screams TACKY. And not in a good way. Also, the first X was near bezel-less, so why the gigantic bezels on this one?

And herein lies the problem. Children raised on these games will expect this system, so developers will cater to it. It's a cycle.

I would almost give that a try, if it were available on Android.

Though if Nintendo ever made a phone, I might have to make my departure from Android. Just look at this thing!

I want nothing to do with that future. Nintendo can't afford to do this, in the long run, anyways. Sure, their profits may skyrocket for a few years (at max), but would plummet once they've reached saturation. What they really need to do is open up more to indie devs and their community, allowing an easier time and…

No. Just please no.

One problem. Plenty of people used Zunes back in the day, and I would proudly wear one earbud in and the other magnetically attached to it. That drew more awe and ire than any iProduct I've ever seen.

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Cool, I guess. But how does seeing the thread on fabric make a game any better?

I honestly don't see the point. I play games when I want to relax, and this would just defeat the point.

What? So you rewarded him for spending someone's money? I feel sorry for all of his future friends...

Honestly, I don't think glasses mounted displays can work. I find it completely impossible to focus on my glasses' lenses or frames (normal sunglasses, and corrective lenses). It's more a pipe-dream of sci-fi.

So, basically broadcast television? I gave that up years ago.

In Soviet Russia meteorite hit by you!

Golden Sun managed to make me care quire a bit about the characters, and it was an 8 bit GBA game. Skyrim? HD graphics and shallow characters that I now have more fun ragdolling around than helping.

I have a US model of the GS3, and the plastic sucks. Here's a list of the problems I have:

Somebody is fucking brilliant.