What song was used in the header video?

This was the first time, in a very long time, that I have actually laughed to a Giz title.

Umm... You meant to say "Apple’s New Patent Adjusts an iPad’s Display * Resolution* Based on How Far Away You Are"

Texts dont bother me, but I HATE when people answer phone calls in the theatre.

There should be a user voting system, so I can blam these fucking reposts.

iPad Mini, bro

It would be my Galaxy S3, and second my Volcano vape.

Well, with iOS, apps are designed to fit specific resolutions at a specific ppi. With Android, its all flexible. Apps are designed to scale up and down, and most are no developed with at least 720p in mind, if not 800p or even 1080p.

The new one will be so small you can't see it with your naked eye.

But the bottom is the most practical spot. So many advantages, in form and function.

It's the "attention to design" that apple has and apparently everybody else doesn't.

And yours isn't?

Thanks, Dr. Buzzkillington.

I want 5.0 inches at 768 x 1366 resolution.

... And how the fuck was this judge chosen? How deep is Apple in her pockets? This all stinks of injustice. If only Google made money directly from the Android platform, and not the apps and licensing. If that was the case, then we would see what a real "Patent War" can be.

... And how the fuck was this judge chosen? How deep is Apple in her pockets? This all stinks of injustice. If only Google made money directly from the Android platform, and not the apps and licensing. If that was the case, then we would see what a real "Patent War" can be.

But it's not true absinthe, as thats illegal in the US. It's imitation.

Bro, that was from the Zune HD.

Is that an offset bellybutton, or a bullet hole?

Step 1, finding absinthe in southern USA...