There’s also this gem, several grafs down, which discusses Pelinka’s habit of sitting in on meetings that are usually for coaches and players only:

Kobe: Man, this is incredible. I can’t believe I’m having dinner with Heath Ledger!
Jared Leto: Yeah....

Yeeeeeah...you win, if not the internet, definitely the Jalopnik comments section for today. Enjoy your star!

Not in this day and age, bub!  We sit here at our computers and diss anybody trying anything new, it’s the American Waaaay!!

What if I proposed digging two 35-mile tunnels that would begin and end right next to two train stations that currently have service between one another? And this tunnel would be right underneath an existing highway? But this tunnel would be used to skim cars along tracks at speeds no one has achieved yet? And it…

I believe I created a prototype of the solution when I was 12. You see, you get a long piece of track at the end of the tunnel, include a couple loops to slow the cars down a little, and then launch them off a sweet jump that sends them safely into your mom’s couch.

I absolutely do not have to admire that.

That and hiring a person who’s sole job is to follow Musk around and slap the phone out of his hand every time he pulls up Twitter.

True tunnel vision.

“I won’t agree that it’s ‘real’ work.”

This is why constant “flexing” all your money and gear on IG is stupid.

That’s why you need the comment heros like me to set them straight down here.

It’s amazing how many people apparently are incapable of reading an article before commenting. No one’s saying get rid of all highways. 

Didn’t say it was, did say that just saying “coup” a lot in relation to opposition to Maduro isn’t a fair reading of the situation.

Both of these things can be true: that we bear responsibility and that Maduro is a piece of shit. 

“They were reportedly in the process of interviewing Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro when Maduro had them detained because “he didn’t like the questions,” Univision said. They have since been released.”

But ya know, none of this would be happening if it wasn’t for America. We made Maduro do this. He’s just so desperate to help his starving people that he’s taking extreme action in order to feed and provide for them.

Wow that Maduro is one bad hombre. Good thing we have champions of democracy like Donald Trump and Elliott Abrams ready to help the Venezuelan people. I can promise the people of Venezuela we will do for their country exactly what we did for the Iraqi and Afghan people. Oh yeah any of you Russian trolls that want to…

I have sooooooo many questions:

The Patriots always get pantsed in Florida.