I’m not happy about Netflix raising prices either but damn

As long as we’re declaring national emergencies...

I’m sure the wall would have prevented this.

At the very least, they should split a McNugget Lady and the Tramp-style.

You’re laboring under the delusion that the other partner in this tango of two has ever kissed someone or even knows how to.

He probably shouldn’t.  I’m not like addressing personal correspondence to him here.

So it’s a modern eBaumsworld?

Does that guy want the camera to punch him in the face?

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I would like you to join a political party I’m forming that is 100% focused on revenge.

And Trump wears the cone of shame!!!!

“Really good move, here Jim. You see, in the game of chess, when you saw your own leg off, you have to take a timeout”

If I OD, then I do so happily. I want Sarah Sanders run out of DC next and back into the triple-wide with maw and paw Huck.

“And Roger Stone really pulled one over on the FBI today, didn’t he, Bill? Advantage Trump!”

You forgot one Samantha;

Oh god, can someone please turn those comments into a liquid medium and main line it right into my veins?

You got shared to Kotaku. We’re in a war with Gizmodo to see who has the worst comments section.

It appears you have been triggered. Would you like a blanket and some warm milk? Or perhaps you should turn off your computer for the rest of the evening? I’m sure everyone else would prefer that option.

lol calm down this is a politics website 

This could be him wanting to stay on the ticket in 2020. Or get promoted to the top if Trump drops out.