You didn’t look very hard

Isner fellating Trump makes me want to chug drano. I’ll be happy if any other dude + Serena wins.

I’d cut off a limb for my son Tiafoe to emerge as the best American player over these extremely boring and/or MAGA chuds (dunno if Querrey is MAGA but he is certainly boring).

moar like tilman frittata

Wow! He even worked Hillary & Obama in there!  

I mean, this is all well and fine, but how far could he punt a football?

Jesus. He had a WS/48 of .063. Carmelo Anthony, who was by all accounts bad last year, had a WS/48 of .071.

I see you’re just now learning what a genius Robert Sarver is...

He looks like the live-action version of Homer Simpson.

Checks out. 

About a month ago, before the NBA draft, Grayson Allen sat behind me on a flight from Boston to Atlanta. After considering/rejecting a plan to trip him as he walked down the aisle (a great sacrifice on my part), I had the “pleasure” of hearing one of his phone calls.

Yeah, because state elections of judges goes so well.

The last thing we need is dark money flowing into SCOTUS elections. Jesus Christ.

I hate Harden’s game but he’s head and shoulders above Russ, who has managed three playoff victories in two years running the show. 

Good thing they traded James harden to avoid paying the luxury tax.

“LeBron’s Lakers”

I hate the warriors as much as the next (non norcal) person but even I’d admit that the only reason boogie got to GS is because the other teams let him. To me this means one of two things - either every other contending front office is stupid or his injury is worse than reported and he’s a 50-50 bet to even play this…

What the fuck... the article hasn’t even been up for ten minutes and somebody beat me to the Cloverfield Paradox quantum entanglement higgs boson string theory take?! What can I say? When you’re good, you’re good... and you my friend, and quite possibly every multiverse iteration, are very good.

In an infinite multiverse, it’s weird to imagine how Dwight Howard could be physically the same in every way, but ended up as a very-rich-man’s Clint Capela, not demanding post scoring opportunities, but embracing flying to the rim and finishing as a pick and roll partner, roaming the paint as a mobile defensive big…

How many countries are in this country?

We’ll see if Uniqlo will also give him a signature purse.