Mainstream Republicans get no flack for demanding we abolish the Departments of Education, Energy, and Oops, but “abolish that 15 year old agency that’s stealing children” is going to far. 

Your username is ORLANDOMAagic91 but you’re also the type of person that refers to the Lakers as “We”?

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

I don’t like it, and I can’t explain why.

Polonium-210 strikes again.

Ariza produced 5.4 wins according to VORP and he had a BPM of 1.5 in his age-32 season. He is good, but replaceable. This is not like losing Capela.

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

When LeBron goes to LA, the Eastern Conference All-Stars will be Austin Rivers, off-brand Toronto Kobe, whichever Morris brother is healthy, and Bismack Biyombo. 

“He wants to be more Elon Musk than George Steinbrenner,” an analyst told Crain’s in an article last month.

Depending on how the Irving and Hayward injuries shake out, I think Boston has a legit shot to make the Finals interesting again.

Hopefully it turns out better than CarmeloWatch:

Breaking: Cleveland’s spirit

His brother, Min Muncy, was leading the Mets in having the lowest OPS, HRs, and BBs on the team.

Close observers of the National League West over the last few seasons have come to know the Los Angeles Dodgers as a franchise completely immune to the misfortunes normally brought on by injuries, slumps, and ill-conceived contracts.

That W eating speech is still the worst thing he’s ever done

Even worse is putting SR. on a jersey.  You get two extra letters just because you couldn’t think of a name for your kid?

or ICOGNITO. We know you are there, idiot.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

I do think it’s an odd thing that Paul Thomas Anderson’s kids are Minnie Ripperton’s grandchildren. There Will Be Blood and “Lovin’ You” are not two branches I expected to find on the same family tree.

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.