The next Avengers movie.

I’ll be honest - I personally prefer the Warriors over the Rockets ... but the idea that the Warriors > Rockets + Lebron seems crazy to me.

Oh no! An athlete is throwing better at old age than he’s ever been able to throw before! It can’t be the amazing pitching coach they have down in Houston so it’s gotta be cheating!

“Data coming soon.” - Tasha Yar

“Biased Yankee fan here”

“Where’s your data?” is like a top five red flag that the person arguing with you on the internet is a shithead.

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

Kyrie Irving was actually the main reason they beat the Warriors!

Yeah that hack only scored 45. Sure he may also have had 9 rebounds, 7 assists and 4 steals, but what about Kevin Love’s 14 points?

Just to show how close the playoffs truly are:

The name Cillizza sounds like a suborder of salamander, which seems about right.

I honestly don’t know what I like more, Angry Albert or funny Albert (acknowledging that sometimes he combines the 2 to great effect) i’m leaing towards funny Albert, but when he writes with undisguised rage like the above it helps remind me that no matter how much I might like the idea of being a writer, its a good…

Punching up is not bullying, it’s trying to stop the guy up top from stepping on your fingers.

Vegas expected them to win 55 games WITH Irving and Hayward healthy (nevermind Smart, Theis, Brown, and the other injuries in season). I don’t know where you got the “frighteningly regular” blowout stat but they lost 3 games in the regular season by 20+ and only 7 games by more than 10. Gordon Hayward is 28.

The combined salaries of Zeller, Snell, Dellavedova, and Muhammad say more about the failures of capitalism than Marx, Lenin, and Mao ever did. God I hate my team.

Nothing makes sense. Isn’t this why you stagger resting your best players? And Giannis has been on record talking about how key Thon Maker has been to their resurgence. What in the actual fuck, man?

He does so much baseball. All the baseball. Very good.

He is a very good and excellent baseball man.

Elway’s always been pretty good at drafting defense, bad at drafting offense.