this is something Eric Gordon does a lot, too, and it is equally fun/kind of scary to watch him try to literally murder his defender and the rim night after night. sort of the opposite of James Harden’s isolation dance.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

Winning a World Series in a town like KC will get him the chance to retire rather than be fired.

Joe Flacco is reportedly so upset with the pick that he couldn’t finish his morning coddled egg.

Just got home from attending day 1. As a Bronco fan, loved the pick! Also, loved Mayfield being selected by the Browns as that meant Elway couldn’t pick Mayfield. And loved the Browns for skipping on Chubb. Thanks Browns!

That is the best Twitter handle I’ve seen in a long time. Amazing.

As a Broncos fan, I have two words. Fuck, and yes.

How are they in any way at all similar players? Mayfield much more accurate while having a higher Y/attempt. Almost double the TD/INT ratio. Ran/Scrambled less than half the times as Jackson and less effective at picking up yards.

I’m sure Darnold will make a fine Jet. After all, the bar for USC QBs is so low in New York, if you jump over it, you hit a lineman in the ass and fumble.

Baker is much, much more (it’s not even close actually) accurate.

The NFL wants you to think of this as heroic, because it completely lets them off the hook.

Great work by the Ravens getting Joe Flacco some help at wide receiver.

This doesn’t make me feel good. It makes me feel heart-broken.

Someone has to do it:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Cleveland Browns - who learned nothing from their daliance with Johnny Manziel

I for one am shocked that this wasn’t an interview with Riley MacLeod.

Roger Federer has one of the least injured histories of top male players over the last few decades.

Those Utah gradient jerseys are dope as shit though, this invalidates your premise.

Can you even imagine the gambling debt from a team of 5 Jordans?