Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

Terrible take.

To the other 11 Cavs:

Good lord is the rest of that lineup hot garbage. At the end it was Calderon, Love, Korver, Smith and LeBron.

I just hope one day LeBron can unlock that elusive clutch gene, so that his game can be complete.

The worlds dumbest brain surgeon

This, this, this. It’s amazing what kind of looks you can get when you just follow the guy trying to fight through the screen around (or sometimes push him into the shooter so they call a foul).

You know how in the NFL there are a few times who have basically admitted to committing pass interference on nearly every play, daring the refs to call all of them? That’s what moving screens are in the NBA now. Golden State in particular constantly sets moving screens, to the point where the refs will only whistle…

Stanton hit that ball so far

Typing this is painful for me, a True Warriors Hater, but: It’s crazy to me to think that anybody considers Golden State’s style of basketball boring. The results can get boring, because they’re so efficient and so good they seem to take the drama out of the game, but the style is breathtaking.

Somebody help me understand what’s going on with Karl Anthony Towns. Is he not getting the ball in good spots? Were the rockets swarming him too quickly? There were a couple of times when Harden was guarding him near the basket and I’m thinking that should be an And1. But instead he’d miss!

I genuinely can’t tell if they’re supposed to be running an offense or if the Thunder are ignoring that offense and just freelancing or if the offense is actually, “hey guys, just do some freelancing for me.”

That was some of the worst playoff basketball I’ve seen in quite some time. The Thunder did get a triple double — as a team — recording its 10th assist late in the fourth quarter. They actually went 22 minutes of game time without recording one at all. Russ had three in the first quarter...and three for the game.

I think the bar music is an important factor. Burp Castle is always naturally quiet, despite the occasional musical accompaniment. But many bars - even bars that are not intended to be “rowdy” - turn up the music so patrons have to shout if they want to talk to their friends. Shushing anyone in that environment is…

Declaring that he’s going to “shut that shit off” and then myopically and very predictably trying to prove a point about it at the expense of his and his team’s success?

“You see fellow fans, I too am monitoring Russell Westbrook’s infraction total and am jubilant he has reached a suitable number to force his return to the non-playing zone. It is four. Four infractions. Oh what fun. I prefer our troupe to theirs, do you not, chums?”

In a moment of jubilation, Mitt Romney holds up a “4,” signifying the number of times he’s had sexual intercourse.

Mitt Romney was thrilled to be at a game featuring his long time favourite team...*checks jersey* the Jazz at a game in his beloved home state of *checks drivers license* Utah.

That was the margin of victory.

“VERY MEDIOCRE Hollywood liberal Tom, Arnold is jealous over his Ex-Wife Roseanne’s (and a very good Friend of mine) VERY high ratings for her show that wants to make American great, is trying to distract from Funeral Day of an important Woman in AMERICAN history (Mother of man I beat bigly)“