Between this and the dude playing goalie for the Blackhawks, this has been a great couple weeks for dudes who aren’t supposed to be there.

I hope ROY voting hasn’t closed yet

Holy shit, this was special. I was a ball boy back when Andre was at American University. I remember him so fondly. I spent half the game on the phone with my father - an alum and season ticket holder for almost 40 years - both of geeking us, so proud.

He should have just retired right there. Taken off his jersey and walked off the court.

Both have a striking resemblance to Babe Ruth circa. 1918.

Are we going to talk about how on January 22 the Jazz had a record of 19-28? They are now 48-33. If they win tomorrow in Portland, they’ll have the 3 seed.

Dude this isn’t church league, and that is not a carry.

Draymond going low doesn’t seem all that surprising

The fact that Cruz is smart enough to know deep down that nobody, his children included, likes him is one of my few sources of solace in these dark and trying times. What an anus.

Being biased against conservatives benefits everyone.

I really hope he has his ass handed to him in the November elections. A double digit ass handing.

Telling that he has no problem with the mass data farming and lies (because why would he) but flips out that some dumbass bootleg Turning Points USA post got deleted after threatening more than just Muslims or whatever.

God, I hope Fuckerturd just said No and moved to the next query. That’s what you get for asking especially long-winded binary questions, dipshit.

Square cuts blow?!! Come at me, Magary.

Now imagine if they made Halls of Fame into a pyramid and players were ranked into tiers.

Detroit-style pizza, cut into squares, with super crispy burnt-cheese edges and just a few dollops of sauce is vastly superior to your thin, floppy, triangles.

and every year after the results are announced the former-HOFers that were kicked out to make room for the new class are interviewed to see their reaction to the world deciding, “You know what? It turns out you weren’t that good after all.” I’d watch it.

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

What’s more motivational than spite?

In fairness to Votto, there’s a backstory to this and that is that Eagles fans suck.