Six moons should give Boban enough time to perfect his bread recipe, made out of the ground bones of an Englishman.

Jeter contests that they’re definitely Virgin Islands, since he’s never given them a gift basket.

It’s not a shock that Jeter’s showing even less range as an owner than Loria did.

Haha! We can’t even play the rockets cause the Pels/Spurs play each other and I think we have the tie breaker over both. Which is good for us cause our games against the rockets have been exceedingly depressing

What’s worse is that this highlight appeared exactly the same on every Sinclair station.

Whatever’s happening here, I’m in

Our view is lower tax rates, particularly business, create incentives to invest in work ethic and pick up productivity and wages.”

Ask and ye shall receive:

Counterpoint:

With the entire league moving toward a positionless, three-point-heavy, constant-switching-defense style of play, I see no way in which bringing back a ground-bound player who can’t hit a shot outside of four feet away from the basket can possibly go wrong, especially when that player hasn’t been in an NBA game in two…

And yet nobody has signed Kaepernick. smh

Man, if we ever find out that in fact, ball isn’t life, boy will these guys feel stupid.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

I promise to continue making weird dumb shit for your amusement

Colts fan: ‘Luck has plenty of experience with underweight footba-’

Is calling a football “The Duke” the new stupid thing now?

It sounds like something that people associated with the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE would say.

Gronk make friend. Coach say No. Gronk make cry.

I imagine it’s probably both. I’m a very casual Pats fan who thinks Belichick (not bothering to look up the spelling again) is a prick, but he typically makes very good decisions based on analysis and evidence.

Never thought Belichick would take an anti-junk science stance, but here we are.