I’ve always wanted to load a carryon with about fifty dildos plus a bottle of water right in the middle of them. When they open the suitcase to remove the water, a menagerie of penetrative devices exposed to the world, I’d loudly say, “But the dildos are okay, right? Right?!?”

I’m glad he underlined it, so we’d know it’s important.

Is it wrong that I can think of at least ten uses for that gif that have nothing to do with Penn State?

How fucking pathetic that this program didn’t get the death penalty.

Here’s the scene with Ganim’s editor.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

Tom,

It would be lunacy not to assume he’s going to come back down to earth sooner rather than later, but holy shit this is unreal. As a child, there were three things I always dreamed of seeing before I died:

“Will Ohtani become the planet’s new God King?”

I flipped on this game after watching the Red Sox put up six runs with two out in the bottom of the 8th to beat the Rays, because with a series between the two starting tomorrow, I want to get a look at them. How you go from bases loaded with nobody out and your power hitters coming up to losing the game...

The feel-good story I needed to start my week. Thank you for this.

I think there were two legit 2 way players that were drafted this past june. I don’t know where they are or what they are diong now, though

What is this coveted status Tony Robbins and George Will seem to think accusers enjoy? These turds think Anita Hill or Rose McGowan or Andrea Constand are walking around with a #MeToo punch card where if you accuse nine high profile men of sexual misconduct, you get a free mani/pedi with the tenth accusation.

People still go to Tony Robbins seminars? I thought he turned into one giant fossilized tooth years ago.

The Angels play the Giants in late April. 90% chance Hunter Strickland intentionally hits Otani in the arm with a fastball. Or just plain beans him.

Hd be the most comprehensive Cy Young/MVP winner ever, that’s for sure. If this keeps up, he could take home a whole shelf of awards this season for both positions.

Oh he’s a special talent for sure. I’m just ticked that he went to the Angels. I’ll be grabbing tickets for their 3-game stand against the Indians in August. Hoping to see him throw!

Why stop there? I want him to also win the AL MVP.

Are you actually comparing hockey in Australia to baseball in Japan?

This is all I see.