Imagine a bunch of these guys

There’s only so many Capitals fans, they have to be reaching a critical mass of sadness. The only way to generate more despair is to win it all and make everyone else miserable too. After that, Ovechthulu reaches his final form and devours the world.

Hey Patrick Redford, the victim’s name is Sederbaum, not Sederman, as you so refer to in the second paragraph. Your lack of professionalism astounds me; proof read your work.

Despite being a “basket blogger” you routinely misspell the names of all world athletes. I understand giannis is tough but “Terry Rozier” isn’t nearly as difficult as you make it out to be.

The site you copy-pasta’d this info from

Food in the stadium complex is really nothing special, but Mensho Tokyo just north of the stadium has really good lamb ramen: https://www.yelp.com/biz/mensho-tokyo-%E6%96%87%E4%BA%AC%E5%8C%BA-2

South of the stadium, across the Kanda River is Jimbocho, which is famous for its used bookstores and curry shops; Curry Bondi…

This take is very bad and you should feel bad.

I’m a millennial and Chick-fil-a is honestly the greatest. It’s the only fast food place besides Whataburger and Which Wich that I genuinely like instead of tolerate.

Hey, Coach. How’s it going? Good. I’m on my third beer. That’s when it all starts to get a little clearer.

They are making a multiplayer focused game. In what universe does someone publish that for switch? I know switch supports online play, but it’s not even remotely well implemented. They’d be fools to make the game for Switch.

That is certainly an interesting hard stance.

Too bad the B’s can’t make the Finals

God forbid we focus on the eSport in a section supposedly dedicated to that! That would be RIDICULOUS.

Not a bear. Not even a bear in an alligator suit. Univision has killed this place.

>DeRozan successfully added a three-point shot nine years into his career.

Kahlua and Reese’s Puffs actually sounds kind of good. Does this mean I have a drinking problem or a maturity problem?

Any update on the allegations against Greg Howard or Albert Burneko? Or even a no comment?

why did Deadspin let Billy post this?

Ding Ding Ding

Relax, that’s one hell of an overreaction. I’m sure the dog is fine.