“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

go back to stealing foul balls from children Zack.

Tirico is at NBC now so not sure he is a good messenger

Obviously the priest was trying to administer last rights, considering how frequently-left Folk was last night.

Hey Deadspin, leave Tampa Bay kickers alone already! It’s been a rough few years for them; show them some MRSA!

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Did you not see the pictures of the boat?

okay st. francis

I can appreciate your loyalty. Not a big fan of claret either. I had a Toyota Camry that color that my parents gave me. My dad also bought a Toyota truck the same color. And had some claret colored pants. Just not a fan. Sorry dad. And sorry Burnley. No offense. And my evil ex-sister-in-law is a ginger. Just not gonna…

She’s playing poker and you’re playing Uno, bro. Visit the Y.

Alabama fan Charles Jr claimed he was only sticking up for Uncle Dad.

Your last name befits you and the entire left. Antifa isn’t a “bogeyman.” It is a domestic terrorist group who holds the exact same ideology as 99% of the commenters on this site. They physically attack people with all sorts of deadly objects because those people have the gall to disagree with extreme left wing…

Don’t worry, Magic will have his AIDS look into it.

Rally cat, rally cat why are they claiming you?
Rally cat, rally cat it’s not your fault...

Best regards for both knees, including the right knee. Don’t want to play favorites or anything.

Relevant classic video

They have an ICBM that’s capable of reaching New Jersey... Pretty sure they can hit whatever state they want to. Stop making this about Trump and look back 60 years.

Can I just point out that none of the states closest to North Korea (except Alaska, but nobody’s going to bomb Alaska) voted for Trump? Why can’t he pick a fight with an enemy off the Eastern seaboard so that at least he’s in the kill zone

I think you’re being a bit harsh on Burnley. You have to give them credit for insisting on not spending themselves into debt and future oblivion. Staying up last year with the budget they had was a damn near miracle.