ok i’m with team barkley form now on

Visual representation of Shaq’s addition to the Inside the NBA show.

This little piggy had a vagina...

You get to the Elite level by figuring out a way to talk about the fact that you do CrossFit in your sleep.

I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising.

“elite CrossFit athlete”

This completely misses the point of what EJ’s job is.

I think Ernie will be the first to admit that he’s not there to give basketball insight, but rather to direct traffic during the shows. Nothing more, nothing less. He’s just fine in that role.

barkley rules, is a legitimately funny person, and has good insight. Shaq sucks, is tremendously unfunny, and just really, really sucks

I’m of the opinion that this crew is amazing. The nba is (sometimes) amazing. I don’t want bland sports commentary.

He gets personally offended about banter. It’s weird. He’s not an idiot but he still doesn’t understand friendly jabs.

I like Shaq, but he’s the type of guy who loves dishing it out and can’t handle it in return. He’s worse at handling banter than he was at shooting free throws.

Shaqs lack of humor and self awareness is shocking. I dont get it. No wonder Kobe could not stand him.

Hi, Mr. Ergodan!

Nah, I think the Rebels actually hit some of their shots in that scene.

He’s screwed, he doesn’t have creible defense.

congrats - you just taught lindsey adler a baseball thing!

I guess you’re just gonna brush past the report also mentioning that...

Thanks for your input Draymond, don’t you have some nuts to massage?

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.