Jesus Christ, you’re a fucking idiot.

Lukaku? More like Lukame.

every time I see an old Simmons mini rant like that I am genuinely embarrassed for spending so many hours reading his stuff over the years.

Kenloan?

Give everyone a major award of a leg lamp and let’s call it a day.

“I am resigning from this job because of an interview I gave to a documentary that details actions that were fully known to Southwestern Christian University when they hired me.”

So disconcerting. Usually Flyers goalies don’t crash until the playoffs.

If you weren’t here complaining that there was yakety sax, someone else would be complaining that there wasn’t.

Huge fan of the game. He’s done some unbelievable things on the ice. But if someone drops a fucking elbow to his temple and ends his career I say good riddance

All the Cindy Crybaby apologists called me out the other day after the Buffalo game on this site. They said, among other things, I was an asshole, a troll, that I needed meds, accused me of being a fan of teams I’m not a fan of (like Philly), acting like I’d condone this if No. 87 were on my team, and a whole lot more.

Fucking hell he’s always been a dirty player.

Don’t be that guy.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

That banner is like a clown’s handkerchief.

There are a Brazilion things wrong with this.

Let he who has not given a ridiculous presentation at a meeting in an effort to justify his job’s existence cast the first stone.

That’s some kind of spin, making the Warriors sound like transcendent competitors after a loss to a bad team.

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

“These people have awful names.”