I know you’re making a Dragon’s Lair reference, but why the stock Teddy Bridgewater pic?

wow, what a hero -_-

I think the rough beast was born and is no longer slouching

I never read The Handmaid’s Tale but I assume it takes place in present-day Edina.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

And that difference of opinion is something we can discuss. With arguments. I welcome a different opinion (I’m wrong quite often), as long as it’s backed up by arguments...

Your quarrel is with Jim Joyce, sir

Wasn’t that Jim Joyce?

Oh, is Pedro Sandoval fat, too?

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

Totalbiscuit should shut the fuck up. Play the game or shut up.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

The fact that his co-workers that helped him achieve the greatest honor in his profession were shamed into thinking that they didn’t have the right to stand by him is indicative of the fuckery that is present in this day and age. Mental fucking Slavery. I don’t give a fuck about an opinion outside of humans being…

I’m leaving my NFL fandom behind, forever. But I’m not really done, I’ll never really be done. Because I’m keeping the hat.

Jesus that last paragraph was fantastic.

I missed the cutoff for WYTS submissions, so just let me add this:

Jesus Christ even teenagers looked like they were 40 years old back in the 80s.

2T. Adrian Beltre hitting a home run from one knee.