Yeah, that was actually beautiful

If you don’t want to see us playing in a park we’ll never fill.

Seven N64 controllers. All different colors.

I’m with you man. My grandpa had a ‘57 Packard Clipper and the man never shut up about the damn thing.

Alan Rickman

When you’re at a urinal, belt undone or zipper only?

Fuck.

All in the game, baby

Rex Grossman is probably free

I came in 4th in a league of 5. Mostly because my team drew heavily on the rosters of the Nationals, Padres, and Red Sox. This was 2005. I was a terrible 7th grader.

Heh.

Freddy Adu is also on the Rowdies!

God dammit.

For whatever reason my earliest sports memory is of a Sox game where Jeff Frye got picked off first to end an inning (maybe a game?). It had to have been ‘99 or so.

9/11 as well. I was also in 4th grade in the Boston area. We were scheduled to go on a field trip to Cape Cod the next day. Our principal came to our classroom to give us a safety lecture and told us that “there had been a plane crash in New York.”

That Uncharted apple thing was the height of surrealism. Brilliant stuff

I audibly gasped when I read this.

Also a player song, but a great one

Does Zarya’s shirt say “shit” but Russified?

Very rarely does something I read bring me to tears.