I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Katmandidn’t

Kaepernick should have performed an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary. The only acceptable form of protest.

Next to the Sorny, Panatonic, and Sam Song ones, right?

Bosa is the name of this home brewed drink that I had in El Salvador. It was said that it was made with fermented psychedelic mushrooms. It was really made out of paint thinner. Still tripped balls regardless. Bosa.

This is outrageous.

Bosa is the name of those off-brand speakers I get at the big electronics grey market in Nuevo Laredo

“Jason, can you please identify the man in the courtroom that you believe illegally posted your medical records without your permission. Just go ahead and point him out. Don’t be afraid, just point at him.”

My eyes keep coming back to that mustache/sideburn combo on the officer on the right. He’s the rookie, clearly, but the focus isn’t on him. It’s on the guy behind him, turned away from us, his veteran partner with the paunch. He’s affectionately called Paunchia della Polizia by the other officers, which he gamely…

The New Ankiel.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

LET’S DO THIS!

Water. It’s fucking water.

Maybe they could also put chips in the players’ helmets to study the force of-

We are embarrassed to admit we don’t have a firm grasp on the details of how Communist money began to infiltrate American media institutions following the 2008 economic collapse, although we have Googled the Chinese Communist Party.

Modern American baseball has existed since the mid-19th century.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Yes, because those are two different things.

Didn’t Apocryphal Suplex open for Disturbed and Slipknot at The Naperville Rib-fest in ‘’09?

Last time I put something in the mitt without looking, my wife screamed like a banshee and I slept on the couch.