I guess you haven’t heard of Bryce Harper. Or Alex Ovechkin.

Ugh, it's a wall of text and I'm short on time, so just fill us in. Should we be hating him or not?

I know y’all get to decide on your own bear coverage, but the most important summer bear news is that Pedals survived the winter and is roaming New Jersey once again. Pedals is the hero we desperately need right now. Look at him! He walks like people, but he’s a bear!

“Brexit? I had Brexit this morning. I had surreal and toast. And then I had a Sam ham witch for lurch”

Leicester’s title this year. Just the prolonged high performance. Even as a Chelsea fan, you had to start rooting for Ranieri’s boys towards the end.

Well, Cleveland, sometimes you gotta take a lot of figurative and literal dick punches before you make it. Congratulations.

Ever since the Thunder series, the Warriors have been almost the definition of “bringing that weak shit.” The Thunder were capitalizing because they were playing very aggressively and with length and tenacity that really challenged the Warriors’ finesse. They hustled after loose balls much harder (notwithstanding the…

Part of it is that Curry can’t cut to the left. There are a couple of good articles floating around but he basically can’t push quick enough to cut off Lebron, so they can go over top every time and not have to worry about him driving to the rim for the classic 4-3 situation they thrive in. They now are a more…

“I, like most sane sports fans, only sort of half-watched the U.S.-Ecuador”

Correction: four times in a row Stanley Cup champions!

As opposed to potential Olympic athletes, who are dropping because of flies.

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

Cavs in 9

I feel ya man. The NBA has just gotten so...gosh I don’t know what the word for it is. But it’s not like it was, in the good old days, when things were better.

Sorry to spoil the party, but if Paraguay play anywhere close like how they did last night, they are going to clean our clocks. They kept Colombia on their heels with 10 men and came close to the tying score a few times late.

And the right kind of herpes

The man is throwing children over 16 foot fences into yards and garages? He’s throwing children AT children in sandboxes?

That’s very helpful. But what if you had no friends to begin with?