loving it.

Bravo to KWTX!

Did I recreate that scene fifty times when I was a teenager? You know I did.

If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

The Adams Family ended

Nailed to the Crossing Pattern: How to Cope with Turfing the Intermediate Throws of Life

That puts them ahead of 17 other states. Pretty much right in the middle.

They need sunglasses from their own blinding whiteness.

Say what you want about the tenets of Washington football, at least it’s an ethos.

3. Change our team name.

I wrote up a much longer take on this on a previous Deadspin/Simmons post, but here’s my view: Replacement level programming (both TV and web) for ESPN is extraordinarily cheap. ESPN will be on in every bar and a lot of dudes’ homes no matter what’s on. They don’t need to pay Simmons $5mil per year to produce 10…

I read your comment in Randy Taylor’s voice:

Scene: a dusty saloon, sunlight filtering through the seams of ramshackle walls. We look around, and we see not cowboys, but the denizens of a dystopian wasteland. Portly men in grimy, tattered Wes Welker and Dirk Nowitzki jerseys silently lift bottles of stale beer to their mouths, staring off into the void of their…

You have Black Respectability Guy and White Privilege Guy. How many more sides do you need?

Judging by the lead photo, possibly The Macarena?

Posting from phone. Desktop’s processor melted.

But let’s get creative. And international.

Unfortunately, this is all too common where I live (large Mexican immigrant population).