So they really line up,mostly, young black men shirtless and judge them on their bodies to see if they’re fit to work for them?

“Who should we take?”

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

It’s okay, I am sure Belichick had someone tape it for him.

They should wear those once a month.

Maybe it’s to promote literacy.

I wish I could find the article but it came out a little after KD went to the Warriors, it talks about how the narratives around Russ and KD are totally flipped from how they actually were when they were both on the Thunder. We all thought of Russ as the big star who was too big for the small market team, the guy who…

These are both dumb opinions that are probably incorrect.

That’s not a radar gun. That’s a percent of effort given meter.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

Fewer.

Air’s score for Virgin Suicides - best ever?

Okay, so I think I got this figured out. So some time around 8 weeks or so ago, Aaron Rodgers woke up at midnight and went down to the crossroads of Lombardi and Starr Avenues. There, sitting under a lamppost, he observed a strange man, his face obscured by a black, logoless football helmet, through which the only…

Two things he said this morning:

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

You sound like you wear a XXXL Polamalu jersey to job interviews

The fact that Ajayi’s shove of Dupree was judged equivalent to Dupree’s dirty hit on Moore is why the NFL is a joke.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.