If Nick Young was channeling his inner John Travolta he’d be banging bodies in the paint and scoring down low.

Today I have stood, where once Jefferson Davis stood, and took an oath to my people. It is very appropriate then that from this Cradle of the Confederacy, this very Heart of the Great Anglo-Saxon Southland, that today we sound the drum for freedom as have our generations of forebears before us done, time and time…

I am already mad at the 10,000 word spotlight piece on Grayson Allen’s comeback going into his final year at Duke.

Who’s his choice to head the EEOC? Bill Cosby?

In other words, presidents do things for reasons, so what the fuck does it matter what those reasons are? Makes complete sense.

Usually better than the people who wear them.

Most ironic surname since Nancy Grace.

That was such a quick, lighting-like strike. If only there was a German word for it.

He should be able to get a job in the Trump administration pretty easily.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

SECTION F; part U: If a participant’s conduct is deemed to be egregious or willful and necessitates another participant leaving the field of play, said participant shall also be considered ineligible for play for the duration of the other’s inaction. Such ineligibility shall extend across contests, seasons or for the…

First time I heard of these things was when we rented a cottage in Muskoka a few years back. At one point during that week, my nephew was floating on a raft around the dock and, as he turned and started floating away, he had a huge one (about the size of my palm) crawling on his back. I immediately jumped in and…

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

Fascists. That’s who does that.

Corollary: The NBA is ELEVENTY GAZILLION times better to watch than college basketball.

Under my patented system, you’ll either become a title contender that falls apart when it matters most, or your legs will detach from your body and fly into low earth orbit on powerful jets of blood. If you put the effort in, your stomach will crawl out of your body and hunt pigeons while you train so you don’t have…

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.