It’s like if Mortal Kombat made a patch that toned down the fatalities and gore.

They did this when Mortal Kombat (10? 11?) decided not to have a couple characters in micro bikinis. And on the opposite end, when Cammy’s OG outfit appeared in Street Fighter 6 they collectively became the Randy Marsh “there was a ghost...” scene and acted like they just averted the fall of Western Civilization.

I feel Shadow is as much to blame for the shattering as Sonic.

How is the Prince of Persia movie anything like Indiana Jones?

Why do they say things?

He’s a big game hunter who hunts humans. Why wouldn’t it be as violent as it is?

I liked the part where Kraven said “It’s Kravening time!” and then Kravened all over his enemies.

Is this the real life? Or is this parody?

Yeah, I watched the original show. And how do you know this one won’t be happy and funny? It hasn’t even come out yet.

Why did you say they have crossed over for the first time in the tagline?

Johnny Yong Bosch’s post-Power Rangers career never ceases to amaze me.

Being gritty was the least of the Shyamalan movie’s issues and we’ve already seen promotional images that show this series will be bright and colourful.

Such as?

Two wrongs don't make a right.

What movie was that?

You, apparently.

Also, he’s not the Prince. He’s a guy trying to rescue the Prince.

Oh and it’s defo a great look to describe your PoC hero as a “beast.” Oof.

I feel like being stalked and terrorized by an implacable monster for seven years would put anyone in a nasty mood.

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