I feel like Kara needs to lead a training seminar on Shade and Not-shade for all the other writers, I’ve seen many questionable and downright wrong uses of shade lately.

Sometimes when I talk about Jane eyre, or if I’m just alone at home, I’ll say “Jane...Jaaaaneee...JAAAAAAANE” just like OW does when she hears him calling to her from her aunt’s house. (Only one person ever knows what I’m on about.)

Yeah that’s not a good coat. At least change it out for an attractive coat if you wanna rock a coat.

Jesus fucking Christ. Even if that were somehow an accurate representation of someone with asperger’s...this dude is literally advocating straight up exploiting people with asperger’s. What a fuck stick.

I laughed so hard reading that the other day that my husband looked at me scornfully and said “it can’t be *that* funny”. But it is. All hail Ortberg!

GODDAMNIT >:'(

So far they’re the only ones reporting that’s it’s Prince who has died, so I’m going to continue believing it isn’t until a more reputable source confirms it.

I could respect that. I have definitely eaten chocolates that I bought as a gift for someone else.

Me neither, but then I don’t have my own personal chef, and mountains of m&m’s on every table that no one else is allowed to touch, and the ability to procure any type of food I could ever have even the slightest craving for at almost no trouble to my own self. Is all I’m saying.

I can’t get over that woman up top getting the queen a Cadbury sampler for her 90th birthday. Because the queen will surely appreciate a £5.99 box of chocolates.

Fair enough, and I’m glad you live somewhere more civilised than I did because no one should ever have to go without [good] tacos.

She vowed she’d never eat another taco until she could make them out of angie’s tongue?

I have lived in Washington state and it had the least tacos of anywhere I’ve ever been.

The fetus that she’s been carrying for the past 25 years, obviously.

Oh yeah definitely. When I say I never really cared for him, I don’t mean I hated him or anything, just I never really found a reason to actively like him before I saw that treehouse.

You’re very right

Spine-chilling

I have never wanted anything as much as I want to play late night monopoly with Captain Picard and Thomas Middleditch

I really need to know what happened 10 years ago to Taco Tuesday.

Dibsy on Victrola Snarfingtop