I mean a lot of them are crumbling. Hard to keep up with the maintenance when you can’t wring money and vastly-underpaid labor out of the underclass.

I’ve been on that lifestyle for years.

Terrifying!

Anything that’ll melt my face off and let me shuffle off this disgusting mortal coil will do

I’m counting on it :|

I mean it does have a certain vibe of “I’m going to murder you” so maybe? I’d bet on the maiden getting embalmed and being kept in a back bedroom forever over the volcano thing but hey you never know!

I think the totality of the creepiness here makes that interpretation a bit too generous.

Probably that too! At the very very...best? least worst? an ephebophile for sure!

Tbh I wish I hadn’t Googled it. Then I could’ve stayed blissfully unaware of what he was looking for in a woman.

《Fair Maiden—forever it is that I shall love you. And fear not, for your heart too shall find its true course. Your magic is powerfully special. Godspeed, thy nonage. (1983)》

Yeah a may-December romance is not for everyone, but it’s fine. “Dating” a literal child? Nope. Nooooooooope.

Although I certainly hope Bobby meant “*dunks* biscuit in tea” because there is absolutely nothing worse than taking a sip of tea and getting a mouthful of soggy biscuit.

I think you know the answer to that.

Groooooooooosssss. Ughhhh. How would you ever be able to look at your dad again knowing he started “dating” your mom when she was just barely a teen and he was a fully grown adult!

If you were as intelligent as Aaron Carter, you would get it.

He’s got like a trashy, recovering-addict Jeremy Irons look which is really causing me some confused feelings because Jeremy Irons is one of my all-time top baes. Who also happens to say incredibly stupid shit.

What an absolute shit heap of a person. I sure hope that all 7 of his children (how?! who??) are getting top-notch therapy. And these poor women. If this guy isn’t locked up for the rest of his life, there’s no justice in the world.

They’re gonna name it Supreme Deity Kardashian just to fuck with Kanye

I am not here for this Angela business. We’re going from Blob / Chyro to...what? Rongela? Angob? AngRo? No thank you!

I wish it was Pixar!