That’s Numberwang!

Well, those assclowns down at BIG DENIER would probably like to take a minute off from denying climate change to deny wanting Drew to get better, but they’re on the clock, so they’ll just have to deny well-wishes to Drew on their own time.

Mental note: stay away from Klang!, his last “Gametime Cheap Beer Of The Week”.

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these…

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

I’m pretty sure this is the work of BIG CATALOG.

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Attention. Everyone.

I’m going with Elia del Medigo- the last person to get into the Good Place was a philosopher, and he Chidi’d up the place and now nobody can get in. 

If the person who went to the Good Place in 1497 is actually a real person, I think it’s likely to be Veronica of Milan, a medieval nun who lived an even more depressing life than Doug Forcett. It started out with this promising beginning:

This has really gotten out of hand. But there’s a simple solution that nobody wants to talk about... We steal the Declaration of Independence.

I posted this in the episode review comments - might not really mean anything more than a real clever wink at anybody who did some digging around notable deaths in 1497.

This isn’t an article about Wonderful Christmastime...

There still are.

Still better than Wonderful Christmastime. 

How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip?

I’m in the same boat.  The one with the king coming in and the guy wanting the mead makes me extra angry, because I like a nice autumnal mead.  Fuck his one drink for all tyranny.

When I go out to have fun, you know what I like to do? Drink 10 bland, insulting Bud Lights at $4 a pop to get drunk and then go to the restroom 3 times, because of all the water I’m drinking.

He probably thought very hard about how he would need to communicate with them, without using spoken word, which makes if a little funnier