Obama Care victims... Dafuq?

To be fair to eric he is at least PART human.

Look I’m as amused by Donald teaching the fluke monster from the X-Files how to act like a person by forcing him/it to watch Wall Street and American Pyscho on a loop as anyone but do we have to keep pretending its a person?

1980.

“Looking forward to the D-Day invasion of Normandy tomorrow! #MAGA”

Can you imagine FDR tweeting “Pathetic excuse by PM Winston Churchill who had to think fast on his “Keep Calm & Carry On” remark. Sad!”

when did we stop extreme vetting our presidents?

I can already see the questions the Republican Senators will ask:

Because it’s literally all he has. All his assets will go up in smoke when the Russians call in their markers (or they will be seized via RICO), his wife hates his fucking guts, his presidency has been an abject failure since Day 1, his eyesight and mental faculties are failing, and his election “win” is the only -…

No! YOU move on! All you libtards! Accept it! You lost! That election! That we won! Or won*! We won it... hey don’t you walk away from me... not until you admit that we won... look... Trump is president! He won! Nobody thought he could win and he won! Hey! HEY! Admit it that you just can accept it and get over it! Let…

Why is this dickhole still talking about Hillary and the election?

The White House, however, could exercise executive privilege and block Comey’s testimony.

Wow, look at how supreme those white people are. Truly a shining example of evolution at its peak.

I count 138 characters. If he had replaced “w/” with “with”, it would have been 140 exactly. It seems almost intentionally disrespectful to use an abbreviation like that; why the odd informality unless it doesn’t really matter?

This dumbass, dead-eyed motherfucker.....

I put this up on the fusion article about Koosh, but wanted to post it to the Slot as well, because this is my favorite site on the internet.

Don’t forgive the early voters; he was still a creationist who believes that dinosaurs died in the Noah’s Ark flood :/

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

So they covered their heads to meet the Pope but not in a Muslim country? Fuck off, Trump women.