And here I thought “rejected clone of Hitler” was the commonly accepted origin story.

Steve Bannon is not uneducated. It defies belief that someone who understands Wall Street and capitalism

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

I like how you he equates CEO optimism with an across the board boost in morale. “Guys, I can’t wait to go to my abusive minimum wage retail job where I am forced to shove credit cards down people’s throats because our CEO is looking forward to scoring a new yacht for his island.”

In one month he brought the unemployment rate down from 40% (!) to 4.7%. God let him celebrate.

YOUR POLICIES DID NOT CREATE THOSE JOBS YOU FUCK WIT!

You know what these guys really need? A $54,000 per year tax cut so that their conspicuously consumed dollars can trickle down to the 24 million who are soon to be without health insurance.  

God this woman is annoying. Donald Trump is a misogynistic asshole folks, but he isn’t a fascist.

Just gonna leave this here:

He was making acid wash jeans.

I swear, I watch it on Maddow the night before, and it happens the next day. She is hot on the scent of Trumps trail of collusion and I wouldn’t be surprised if her intrepid reporting is part of what brings this whole administration down. *crossing fingers*

It may be upside down, but it looks rightside up to Spicer when he stares down his nose at it.

Well a swamp provides ecological benefits and has a reason to exist.

You’ll be sorry you mocked him when the apocalypse comes, and you find yourself in desperate need of yards of paracord.

No one saw “The Witches of Eastwick?”

No one saw “The Witches of Eastwick?”

Amen. I had that realization this week: as awkward as W was at public speaking, he’s way more natural than Trump.

Because that was totally the issue Peggy. Not the fact that the order was rushed, confusing, unnecessary, illegal, based on no evidence and caused all sorts of nightmares for travelers, included legal residents and citizens. It’s that Trump didn’t sell it as “prudent”. Someone go tell the 9th circuit that Trump is…