“Sure the subway is crowded and smells but at least I’m not being slowly digested over a millenium in the belly of a sarlacc!”

The Atlanta attack was particularly sad because of the death of John Miller, a former New York publicist.. Miller had been one of the lucky few to escape the site of the attack in Bowling Green when he was able to outrun the bombs and take protective cover next to local man Fred Douglass’ glorious wall. That he was…

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

To all the liberals who had the audacity to think that Hillary Clinton would have been just as bad as Trump. Fuck you very much.

And yet we keep hearing about how woke and involved Millennials are, while 75% of them were too “cool” to vote. Time they redefine what’s cool.

Grate, sewer, swamp, something, something.

Yes! Let’s have a parade!

Haven’t you been watching the news? America hasn’t been this great since the 1960s!

Nyet

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who hangs out at game stores and tells all the 16 year olds about the valuable Magic: The Gathering cards he totally used to have, but his damn harpy wife took ‘em all when they got divorced before it quickly becomes apparent he’s never been married.

Both these guys can go fuck themselves. I’m so tired of Bernie Sanders remaining at the forefront and everybody making believe he played no role in getting us to where we are today.

Democrats can’t allow Trump to fill a Supreme Court vacancy during the last year of his presidency.

That’s the pattern: Republicans shit the bed completely, cause widespread pointless suffering, degrade political norms and wreck the infrastructure; Democrats are elected to fix things, and spend several uneventful years patching stuff back together before the goat-fucking mouthbreathers in the suburbs get bored and…

Jeebus, I’m so glad that in between his 7 hours of TV a day and tearing the country apart with his shitty executive orders he has time to be this fucking petty.

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

I’m seeing conflicting reports:

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.