I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

A big fat pregnant turtle? Is that you Sal Governale?

This was used in passing as a plot point in Stephen King’s Cujo - the protagonist father is an ad exec in crisis management mode after their client, a cereal company, ships a batch of cereal that makes it look like kids are vomiting/pooping blood. And here I thought King was just so damn creative!

My friends, the Trump campaign has decided to go full Jared Leto joker.

I thought Darkseid was the top dog in DC. I mean I get the confusion; they’re both Republicans.

Grodd would eat him for being so stupid after an hour. No one would stop him.

Yeah, Luthor is a real billionaire, at least.

Bill does kind of look like Solomon Grundy.

Hey! Say what you will about the Legion of Doom, but none of Lex Luthor’s business concerns ever filed for bankruptcy!

Oh, please, like Obama wants to continue to put up with our shit for 30 seconds longer than he has to.

*Obama 2016*

The Trumpenproletariat in my Favebook feed is going absolutely insane. They’re so desperate to think that backing that pus-filled Tostino’s pizza roll is the right thing to do that they’ve decided the Clintons are founding members of the Legion of Doom - all kinds of insane allegations flying around.

I’m not really seeing the issue here. I mean with the family history show it called into question the shows validity and they likely should have told him either he cooperates or they run it without his input. But I mean if you have issue with his requirements don’t agree to interview based on them.

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

A few things:

Similar to how he grabbed the GOP by their pussy.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

*Criticizes Clinton*

I will gladly drop acid and take a swim in a sensory deprivation tank to travel to a parallel Earth with tears in the fabric of reality threatening my daily existence if it means not experiencing this 2016 election.