...and the facts are just made up. Joining us tonight are Colin Mochrie...

Hi, dears.

It’s time to tear the scab off. The worst thing has been the “will her/won’t he” game he’s been playing. If he’s going to do it, fucking do it and let the cards fall where they may.

Do it, baby. I’ll be hurt, but it’s time to peel this scab off. Destroy yourself by trying to destroy us, you fucking goon.

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

You know, I’m starting to think this guy isn’t as good a negotiator as he claims he is.

Bingo.

“In no way was I trying to lessen the horrendous nature of the Holocaust, however...”

Holocaust centers.

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

“crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines, they almost crossed the plaid line, which is many many many lines past the red line. Also let’s not forget her emails.”

You also have to apply for a permit to have a rally.

I was going to go watch the movie with my friends, but my friend Leroy went to see it before we could, and it just ruined the whole experience.

Responding to reports of so-called ‘digital vandalism’, Trump’s PR team were quick to show they have a sense of humour these days. “Those Earth-based hatchlings and their fancy USB connections,” they quipped, showing a new friendly face of the campaign prepared to laugh off a prank.